Freaks and geeks.

"Fuck the old Donald Glover, yeah I'm glad he's deceased,

'Cause that sad, weak being's been replaced with a beast!"

- Donald Glover/Childish Gambino, in his classic song "Untouchable"

Holy shit, please tell me I'm not the only one who is practically naked 24/7 these days. This heat is unbearable, dude. Sweat is trickling down every inch of my body and yes, even my balls, don't hide it, you were so thinking it.

Woke up early morning for a run, it's so much cooler in the early morning than you think, aye. It's actually pleasant to be up and doing something rather than staying at home, rotting the rest of your measly existence in to oblivion due to this asshole of a heat. I wish I could say I did more but I'd be lying, all I did today was listen to Childish Gambino and NAK until it got cooler, which was never.

I met with Raymond Tran who is an amateur bodybuilding champion, he had just got out of hospital from an 11 month rehabilitation from pulling something in his back from a deadlift. He had lost around 15kg in pure muscle and to have such a good before and after image of his physique was just depressing. I don't think I've met anyone with an amazing body as his and now it's all gone, he could barely bend over a few inches and yet, the moment he was released from the hispital, he was at the gym. Amazing. Even though I felt so bad for this guy, he reassured me that he was alright with his overly-optimistic view he had of the world. It had been over a year since I last saw and trained with him and it made my year (which had just started) when he told me how I've changed since we last met. I'm going to keep this up, for me and and him, and everyone else. He told me it would be years before he can fully recover.

Freaks and Geeks - Childish Gambino

No strings attached.

"We gon' fuck shit up!"

- Jeremy Phan

Andy got me into Skyrim so bad, I don't think we did anything but take turns playing Skyrim and it was the best thing to have ever happened. Highlight of my day would probably have to be the time when Andy went to jail for stealing a cabbage and then he killed my wife because I laughed too hard. That was awesome.

Ran/walked for 5km and climbed 600m, drenched my clothing in human fluids and as disgusting as that image is, I'm quite proud of it :)

No Strings Attached - Dumbfoundead/PARKER & DJ Zo

Legacy.

"You motherfucking rebel, you."
- Kevin Le, after witnessing Dante push open a pull door, even though he clearly saw there was a pull sign, he made it his mission to push that door. Amazing.

Man, these morning runs are deadly, I don't know how Jeremy does it, man. I have a long as way to go and what can better motivate you than a new year ? Dante was hungry so the morning was filled with nothing but complaints from a 25 year old that sounds like he came out of the vagina 4 minutes ago, he waited though, he waited for me since I can only eat withing a certain time frame and even though he complains, he waited. It's kinda gay. Wanted Subway which then became banh mi thit which then became Nando's, I don't even know, man. Dante is so indecisive, it doesn't even surprise me anymore, actually, I lied, it surprises me a little. 

It completely flew over me, you know, the fact that it was New Year's Eve. Flynn texted me saying there was a barbecue at Kiet's and even though I went, I think the interests within the group are a little too strong. Brandan, Dante and I went to the gym while the other guys kinda went to their respective homes to play games, yeah, I know, wow. Except Teddy though :L that nigga got loose.

Didn't get home til 11 and at that time, the guys were already done for the year so I bummed at Hogans til it died. I greeted the New Year carrying a drunk, sweaty (and possibly vomit-covered) indian dude who I never met before towards his parents car that took him home for a good ass whoopin' and then sat next to these white people who were doing white things, like having public sex in the middle of the yard. I'd say it was dope way to start 2014 :L Holy shit, that party was white as fuck. They were dancing and singing along to blink 182 and shit. White as.

I drove a girl by the name of "Cindy" to the train station and kept her company til her train arrived, it was like, 1am after all. Girls have it pretty hard, aye ? She was telling me things she probably shouldn't be telling me, like what it feels like to be ignored by a person you like and expressing her disgust towards men even though she can't help her sexuality. Hearing all that just makes me want to stay indoors more than I initially wanted and that's kinda sad :L Got home at 3am, chucked a shit then went for a run, best way to end/start the year.

Legacy - Nicky Romero & Krewella

The morning.

"I pooped today, it was fantastic."

- Andy Le, I swear this kid is a walking gold mine of profound quotes, he appreciates the little things in life because he's not aware of the bigger things, it's sad but kinda wonderful. High School is not going to treat him well, then again, it never treated anyone well. Good luck, you little fat bastard.

Yeap, I don't think Andy's going to be moving anytime soon, what have I done ? This is good though, limits our electricity usage and it gives me good reason not to sit around too long. I'd probably be on my laptop watching pointless videos and shaking my head to Facebook posts anyway but because of this, I've been leaving the house a lot more often and that just invites opportunity for god to kick me in the jewels with his uncanny powers of absolute bulldick that is reality.

Thanh dropped by and woke my ass up at 6am asking me to go for a run, fuck it, ran until I couldn't anymore which was about 10 minutes later. I am not a fit dude aye, I gotta change that. Hoping to make a habit of waking up early and going for sweaty, disgusting jogs around Inala and Forest Lake. I WILL CHANGE, I AM THE FUTURE. Fasting suck massive amounts of fecal horror.

Melarus dropped by, telling about his grand plans of travel, catching up with everyone as well as tell me crazy stories of what he's been doing. He and I spent our night driving to west end with no real purpose, I guess we just wanted to get in a car and just go somewhere and we did. Midnight journeys are significantly better with someone in the car with you, just talking about whatever comes to mind. This has become a thing.

The Morning - Weeknd

I'm a fool.

"Hey, Kevin, you want some black cock?"
- Andy Le, as he offered me some coke.

Woke up to the sound of Dante's lovely screaming voice through my window which startled both Teddy and myself. Dante got to meet Teddy and Teddy got to meet Dante, it's weird how easy going Dante is now, I remember when I first brought friends over, he wanted nothing to do with anyone, then again, it might've been because I was in primary school and no one wants to be close with nosy, spoiled brats that live in Inala.

After hours of doing nothing but thinking about where we should go to eat, we settled on Little Singapore at Sunnybank, it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to get what you want, the people I know would hide behind some stupid excuse like "it's too far." or "it's too hot" or "it's too far and hot." but no one ever entertains the thought that maybe you didn't want it enough. I can chill around Teddy, he's simple, well, as far as I'm concerned but even if he isn't, I wouldn't want to know because it's dope to see eye to eye with someone else that's real on the surface.

Drove Teddy to his joint, went home and moved Andy's computer in my room, guess I just wanted to observe him :L how can he just sit there for hours on end and only move when he wants to eat or when he needs to shit, sometimes, he doesn't even move when he needs to shit, he just sits there and prays it goes away, it's really amazing. He uses my TV as a monitor and he somehow got me into one of his games, this is not good. Skyrim is so beautiful.

I'm A Fool - Sucka Free CJ / CJ Trillo

Makin' good love.

"Do not give him hope where there is none."
- Thranduil, some elf dude from the new Hobit movie I watched yesterday, don't know why but it stuck.

Mumsies has a warped notion of "treasure", it's almost like sentimental value is of no concern to her. I was told to come by Mumsies place for breakfast, which I did. I placed my phone and wallet on the counter and Mumsies happened to see the picture Dante gave me to put in my wallet and without a second thought, she took the photo and cut it up. I can't be the only one who thinks that's fucked up. I had it in such a way that I could see Mumsies, Andy, Dante and myself but now that she cut it up, I can't see us anymore. I went there to eat and left without a photo of Dante and without eating, I just wasn't in the mood anymore. As I left, Mumsies screamed and yelled questioning why am I making such a big deal over something so small and I didn't know how to explain it to her so I left without a word. She was throwing chopsticks and a tantrum as I drove off and I knew I was in the wrong, she's family after all. She came by hours later with pictures of Dante from an old album but it wasn't the same. You can't replace something that was given to you and I don't think Mumsies could comprehend that. I got home and I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, I cried, man. I cried and let it all out. Women are mysterious beings, bro. They're the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. They can make you feel like you're on top of the world and above but they can also shit inside of your heart and do everything that goes against everything you were raised to believe and act like it's as natural as breathing. I can't prepare myself for it anymore. It's pretty fucked up.

Teddy asked me to come to Leon's and I figured this is what I needed, a little time off to be where I could lose my footing for a bit and just stay on the ground. It was dope. Everyone played Super Smash Bros. and then went home. Teddy and I went for a little 12am cruise around the area, stopping by for slushies 7/11 and drove 120 on 60 roads as chill music played from the CD player. You can only imagine how nice it felt and here I am now, recapping my day with Teddy passed out on my bed. Guess I'll go shower and find something to eat.

Makin' Good Love (Somo Cover) - Avant

Makin' Good Love (Michael Carreon Cover) - Avant

Take me out.

"I'm going out for a bit, bro."

- Kevin Le

"Okay! bye, babe."

- Andy Le

This heat made Andy and myself pass out on my bedroom floor, it felt like we were out for hours even though it was only about 30 minutes and in that time, Kiet was just staring at us through my window like the creep he is, love that dude to death though.

There was this dude at the gym that was lecturing me on how to look after my body, he was a lot smaller than me in size which was ironic but only a moron would make a scene and argue so I just stood there, smiling and nodding my head at everything he said but when I got home, I was so distraught as to what to think, so in tribute to that man, I spread 200 grams of nutella onto neapolitan ice cream whilst thinking about that man and ate the whole damn thing and I hope to see him again just so I can tell him what I did, I think everyone has this asshole side of them, a guilty kind of pleasure we take a little pride in :L people are weird, it might just be me actually hahahaha I'm weird AHSHDASIOHFNKJASNGMOPWL:F

I made Kiet pay for something today, not only that, I made him pay something for me. Now, most of you might not think this is a big deal but Kiet is notorious for being the biggest stinge the universe has ever seen so making him buy something for himself, let alone anyone else, is nothing short of a miracle and here's how it went down: I was invited to go eat steak at Fusion 360 with Leon, Kevin Trinh, Oscar, Kiet and Trampoline but that somehow turned into ramen and then that somehow turned into watching a movie at Sunnybank. I'm not much of a movie person so I intended to go home right after food but Oscar had already bought Kiet a ticket for the movie and since I was his ride home, he bought me a ticket. I know, this sounds pointless but I'm sure I'll read this in the distant future and have a good laugh about this :L I'd mark this day on my calender if I had one and to be honest, I think everyone else in the world should, too.

Take Me Out (Live NYC Subway) - Atomic Tom