Dango.

"Fuck me!"

- Dante Le, playing flappy bird

Flappy Bird is an annoying game, man. Not only is it hard as shit but it makes that noise when you successfully avoid an obstacle, you know, that little kaching noise that sounds like one of those boxes Mario punches only this box is suffering from severe diarrhea with lance through it's throat, if it has one. Imagine waking up to that; kaching, kaching, kaching, bop!, "FUCK" *pause* kaching, bop! "ARGHH!" *pause* bop! "fuck this." Poor Dante.

Oh, I'm also peeling from the sunburn a few days back. I like to think of it as a beautiful butterfly emerging from it's cocoon, no, wait, a beautiful butterfly emerging from an already beautiful butterfly but other than that positive thought, it's actually quite daunting. There a very few things that match the oddity of peeling a strip of skin from yourself, ugh.

Dude, this song has been on repeat all day and I don't even know why. It's like the perfect combination when you're going for an "ehhhh" kinda thing. The gangster rap cancels out the adorable instrumental and so you're left with this... thing. Enjoy.

Dango Daikazoku (Busta Rhymes Remix) - Key